Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018

lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

Lemon

1)Lemon is a popular term used in fanfiction, it refers to sexual acts. The term is based on the slightly squeamish feeling some get upon reading lemon, because of the in detail nature of it.
2)A sour yellow fruit

(Term 1)

Fangirl 1: Watcha reading?
Fangirl 2: Destiel lemons!
Fangirl 1: I love those!

(Type 2)
Person: No thanks, I can’t stand lemons, they are too sour for me.

by -Omnian in disguise- December 29, 2019

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

LeMoN

Lemon’s are quite rare. Lemon’s can be a bit sour and sweet at the same time. They always like to win and never like to lose. Usually will help friends who are dealing with problems both physical and mental. Lemons might seem sour all the time but with the right conditions they can turn into sweet lemonade. Like Lemons, these people come from Asian decent and might have scars from past adventures.

person 1: Yo, have you met the new guy yet?

person 2: Yeah he seems like a Lemon, with all the helping others and stuff.
person 1: Yup he sure is a Lemon.

by Poseiden_theGreat April 30, 2019

Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.

“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head”

by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019