lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.
Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!
by Ochuitu812 April 03, 2024
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lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
by Ochuitu812 April 03, 2024
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sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
by Bummer753 June 06, 2024
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lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.
the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair
by annyywayyss November 07, 2017
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Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
by gongjio January 31, 2023
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Lawnmowering

When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.
Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.
by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019
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LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth
Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OG Crackerman May 04, 2022
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