douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama August 7, 2015

Blue lagoon

A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon

by Alyssago March 12, 2017

Lagoon Poon

Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.

Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"

by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014

Richard Larson

Original birth name given to the Greek god Eros.

Richard Larson: God of love. Gets hard if the wind blows. Not enough room on the fold-out page of Playgirl for full display. Has more dragging than hanging.

by Eroticus February 3, 2010

Larson

To take a large stew in someone else's house.

I just took a huge larson.

by Dan i did ur mom April 6, 2008

Larson

A unit of measurement used for every eight inches.

"Johnny, how long is a yard?"
"Four and a half Larsons, Ms. Adams."

by Dano1122 July 8, 2016

LaRonda

Any black girl....really...any at all.

Look at LaRonda next to the soda machine.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009