Karthikeya Subramanian

A name for a guy who is strong and gentle. A guy who carries so much love and sarcasm in his 6'2 frame. The guy who would hold your face like he's holding the entire world in his hands and also roast you mercilessly for your love of chocolate. A Subramanian never does things by half - he gives his all. With iridescent eyes and impeccable delivery, you can't help but be enraptured by his boyish charm and acerbic wit. A comedic genius who cracks you up in the most improper situations. His brain is a wonder - the best gift a Subramanian can give you is the chance to look at the world through his eyes. If you are lucky enough to have a Subramanian in your life, cherish him. To put it simply, he is your dream come true.

I am glad to have Karthikeya Subramanian in my life.

by Someone who cherishes him August 16, 2022

mario kart rage

The rage that is induced by playing Mario Kart (especially on N64) even when the player does not become visibly angered by other video games.

Greg: Fuck! NO!!! How did you fall down there?! I pressed the button!
Don: Dude, it's just Mario Kart. Calm down.
Greg: You don't understand. RRGGH!
Don: Everytime we play you let your Mario Kart rage take over.

by azaleajones November 16, 2013

Mario Kart Prodigy

A noob who has exceed a skyrocketed amount of skill while playing Mario Kart.

The 6 year old boy bought Mario kart and became a Mario Kart Prodigy within 9 minutes

by Haha yu-GEE February 9, 2014

Karthik

The coolest guy in the history of cool guys but doesn’t know it. Underestimates himself too much but if you’re a Karthik, go take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and kiss your reflection cuz you deserve to. Being friends with a Karthik is fun and there’s no awkward moment. But being a Karthiks bestuh frienduh is literally the epitome of crack. Their loyalty knows no bounds. Also did I forget to mention, if you’re a Karthik, you’re more intelligent than every freakin person combined. You’re destined to have a great life. And when you find true love, you’re probably in love with a Karthik. Last info, Karthiks look pretty nice in glasses.

“Hey I went to the supermarket and saw this super smartass hot guy”
“Bruh you’re so lucky, they were probably a karthik”

by BK lol November 21, 2021

Vellu Karthik

The man, The myth, Vellu Karthik. He controls the seven seas and destroys his enemies.

He brings rath on those who defy him.
He is God himself and that is all there is.
All women want him.

Person1:Did you know Vellu Karthik can defeat Goku?
Person2:Of course its obvious

by BalaSubramaniyamIyer May 24, 2021

Mario Kart Syndrome

A syndrome that develops in gamers who excessively play the addicting game of Mario Kart with their friends. It's harmless, for the most part. People with this syndrome will begin to hallucinate and daydream. They will start thinking of their entire life as a cartoon-like racing game. Their minds will be haunted by the sound of the "invincible star" music. Some may even start glowing rainbows and start dancing to the music in their heads. They may act jumpy around other people, thinking that at any moment someone will shoot a red koopa shell at them. People with this syndrome also might have the strange habit of collecting banana peels instead of throwing them away after eating their bananas like normal people. When you ask them why, they will almost certainly answer, "For defense against the koopa shells!". Never be caught in a car with a person with Mario Kart Syndrome. They will almost no doubt floor the gas pedal and try to "power slide". They may even laugh like a maniac and say, "You won't beat me this time Luigi!". If you take something that belongs to a person with Mario Kart Syndrome, they'll say, "F---ing Boo stole my item again!" People with Mario Kart Syndrome might also have a strange craving for mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms...

Dad: *playing Mario Kart* Oh yeah! Toad you just got SHELLED!
Daughter: Dad... please... that game's for little kids... You'll get Mario Kart Syndrome at this rate.
Dad: Pfft! That's just a myth.
--Next day--
Dad: *driving his daughter to school and starts flooring the gas pedal and power slides all over the place*
Daughter: DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dad: ...must... defeat... Donkey... Kong...
Daughter: Dad...? Are you alright...? DAD?!
Dad: I'm better than alright... I'm... *the whole car starts glowing rainbows* INVINCIBLE! *takes his hands off the wheel and starts dancing to "invincible star" music that just started playing on the radio*
Daughter: wtf? *the car goes through several other vehicles unharmed, sending each car it runs through flying*
Dad: *throws banana peel out the window* TAKE THAT YOSHI!
Daughter: DAD! LOOK OUT!
Dad: Huh? *invincibility wears off and they crash into a tree*
Daughter: *looks at watch* Great... Now I'm going to be late for school! ...I hope you're happy Dad!
Dad: Aw man... *head hits steering wheel* I got eighth place!

by Wiseguy16 November 27, 2012

Mario Kart:Double Dash

Mario Kart Double Dash is awesome the two people in a sinlge kart was an ingeouus idea and shpws why Nintendo is the Number 1 video game developer. The graphics and sound are great. The controls are awesome. And the level design with the highly interactive enviorments. Ahhh if you haven't played this game you have lived.

Mario Kart Double Dash is in my opinion the best game in the Mario Kart Series and the second best racer ever next to Burnout 3 Takedown.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004