Kristy

A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word

Ur such a Kristy

by 👌shaggy👌 June 04, 2018

Kristy

According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.

Woah, this guy is a little kristy!

by NotDiorDIor September 03, 2022

Kristy

The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe

"Kristy is such a goober"

by Goobers90 August 13, 2024

Kristy

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile

Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy

by Hippie68 March 03, 2022

kool kristie

Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after

Which kristie, kool kristie or that insignificunt kristie

by Sav-a-hoe January 06, 2023

Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.

Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.

by ZadocPaet May 07, 2024