by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021
Get the kristymug. by HolyShitItsShit November 15, 2019
Get the Kristimug. 
Kristie is a paradox wrapped in superficial charm and deceit. On the surface, she presents with confidence, friendly effortlessly winning over new acquaintances with her manipulative mind games and glib personality. However, beneath this facade lies a dark side devoid of genuine compassion or empathy.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
1. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so genuine when we first met."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
Get the fat kristymug. Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
1. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025
Get the Kristymug.