Depresso Kirby

A seemingly sad person, usually around the ages of 9-12 that wears beanies over their eyes and plays ssbu till 3 in the morning. Often caught trying to get off school because they are "sick" however they just want to play ssbu.

Teacher: Hey why are you so tired and sad
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell

by ssoonn December 09, 2021

kirby shooting

When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.

Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.

by Satan Tonio texas cowboy March 15, 2016

hot kirby

the act of farting while receiving oral sex.

I'm ready to kill my boyfriend; I was in the middle of going down on him when he gave me a hot kirby!!

by maureen May 18, 2004

paige kirby

An lying whore who lies to get attention. She lies about pregnancys and miscarriages. Some prefer to call her "big chin Paige".

me- dude did you hear about Paige Kirbys miscarriage

You- yeah I did bro, it's bs thou

by MissSas February 20, 2017

Kirby Bucket

When one sticks their own index finger into the anus of another and touches their poo

Abby, get back here or I'll Kirby Bucket you!

by $wagMachine3000 March 06, 2016

kirby bomb

The act of accidentally dropping a filthy steaming deuce while your humping the hell out of some broad/bro. Most commonly occurring after a high fiber meal.

I was in my parents room doing it in there shower with Joey and as he was railing me out he accidentally pinched a loaf on my parents shower floor, I look down and theres a Kirby bomb splat down on the floor.

by John Lindley December 17, 2007

jack kirby

comic book genius

this guy wishes he was jack kirby

by supafly rabbi January 21, 2004