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That's so Ke$ha of you to wear that shirt.
by Capushino November 5, 2010
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Ke$ha

An intoxicated Taylor Swift. She is also known for dressing like a crackwhore.
Taylor has had so much vodka, she's starting to look like Ke$ha
by Galloping Stallion July 4, 2010
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Kesha'd

Adjective rooted in the famous singer "Ke$ha's" name due to the fact that she always appears to be drunk and sings about it.

to be Kesha'd - one who is ridiculously drunk all the time, or in a specific moment - especially in circumstances where it is not socially acceptable.

synonyms: drunk, tipsy, wasted, etc.
"Tom is so Kesha'd right now he can't even walk!"

"Oh my God you guys I'm soooooo Kesha'd"
by Kiki619 May 19, 2010
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Ke$ha

Basically, If you flushed Taylor Swifts head in a toilet full of glitter and vodka you'd end up with Ke$ha.

Her songs are extremly annoying, but catchy. Ke$ha's voice is most likely auto-tuned.
Person one: Ke$ha is awesome.
Person two: Hah...whatever floats your boat.
by JazzieisSpazzie June 2, 2010
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ke$ha

The sorriest and saddest excuse the mainstream music industry has brought. This crackwhore appeals to teenybopper girls ages 10-16, with shit we are supposed to call her "music". She is a disgrace to even the POP music industry, which is bad enough as it is!

She got famous for her popular single "Tik Tok". Right off the bat, anyone with a brain stem can figure out that she at least failed the 1rst, 2nd, or 3rd grade. The lyrics are shitty. The voice is auto tuned. The fuckin' song doesn't make any muthafuckin' sense for crying out loud! It's one of the top downloaded songs on iTunes! How are people this fucking stupid?!

Most of her fans are closed minded and won't accept the fact that she's just an all-around bad artist.

Bottom Line: Ke$ha has ruined hope for mankind that good music will ever come out of the mainstream music industry ever again.
Teenybopper: "omgz leik hear diz song called tik tok by ke$ha...best song evar!!"

Me: "WTF is this shit? I listened to only 5 seconds of this and my ears started to bleed. I'd rather listen to heavy metal."

Teenybopper: "ur just jeluz!!"

Me: "That is just so repetitive. The least you could do is be creative with your arguments, if they even refute anything."

Teenybopper: "watevar!!"
by The Motherphucker August 14, 2010
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Kesha hair

When a guy comes all over your hair the night before and you wake up with Rastafarian-like braids.
Omg did you see her this morning? She had Kesha hair!
by Pauly 69 March 11, 2011
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Kesha juice

ke$ha's puke; made of tequila, vodka, beer, and glitter. the aftermath of a usual night of partying with ke$ha.

usually what that drunk bitch regrets after herr partying nights.
kesha juice is nastyyyyy
by anthony&hannahRawesome November 24, 2010
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