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Adjective rooted in the famous singer "Ke$ha's" name due to the fact that she always appears to be drunk and sings about it.

to be Kesha'd - one who is ridiculously drunk all the time, or in a specific moment - especially in circumstances where it is not socially acceptable.

synonyms: drunk, tipsy, wasted, etc.
"Tom is so Kesha'd right now he can't even walk!"

"Oh my God you guys I'm soooooo Kesha'd"
Kesha'd by Kiki619 May 19, 2010
Words you can keep
Adjective - A state of being covered in glitter and beer (or whisky), usually resulting from a night of partying or attending a Ke$ha concert. Most frequently occurs when black out drunk.
I'm pretty sure the girl I hooked up with last night was Ke$ha'd because I had glitter all over my mouth this morning

I woke up this morning and my iPhone wasn't working. I found glitter and beer in the ports and realized it was ke$ha'd last night.

There was a trail of glitter leading to my toilet from when I was ke$ha'd last night.
Ke$ha'd by Ja$e-face May 16, 2011
pull out of their ass, cum on their back and throw glitter on the hoe
dude i had a booty call and totally ke$ha'd that bitch
ke$ha'd by xtianisthefckingshit January 8, 2012
When you find yourself, or your property trashed and covered in vast amounts of glitter.
A: Dude, what happened?
B: I just woke up and there was glitter all over the floor!
A: Haha, you've totally been Ke$ha'd!
Ke$ha'd by Moongazer500 October 16, 2011
She is put together never to be described as tattered or unkept. She leads with her head and plans for all potential out comes. Kisha loves her family deeply, she is full of wisdom, care, loyalty and drive but If she is embarrassed or deceived then generations could feel her furry.
Kisha D by bonitamomkish April 10, 2023

dirty kesha

When ya girl bends over in ya face shaking that big booty and let’s rip the biggest fart ever giving your hair a side parting and blowing you eye brows off
Bending over in front of your man and letting out the biggest fart 💨 dirty kesha
dirty kesha by Lush Marie June 11, 2019

Drop a Kesha 

Yo I'll be back I gotta go drop a Kesha
Drop a Kesha by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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