kentucky jelly

KY Jelly Lubricant.....

Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.

by Dribbla August 29, 2004

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013

Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus

"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."

by Igvey Moundstein VonHolyberger May 30, 2009

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

kentucky waterfall

The ultimate in hair-styling excellence. Classic business in the front look transitions gracefully into a party in the back waterfall, Kentucky style. Usually accompanied by Little E t-shirt, conviction record, beaten wife, and at least 4 but no more than 9 teeth.

Not to be confused with the Kentucky Virgin, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

The front of my Kentucky Waterfall says I work at the local Sunoco, but the back says I am addicted to meth.

by Charley West September 3, 2007