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Kariss

n. 1. A person who's forehead rudely interrupts the day-to-day lives of others. This includes crushing small babies and tipping over old folks as they attempt to walk in to their local MCL for a sedated meal. A Kariss usually has to buy two separate hats. One for the top of the head, and one for the forehead. Acne on a Kariss is scary.

2. To obstruct people's view with the insanely vast canyon that rests right above your eyes and below your hairline. People can't see when you're a Kariss. You typically get banned from movie theaters and similar venues. You struggle to make it through standard doorways. It typically takes a Kariss 30 to 105 minutes to wash the entire canyon.
The Kariss took up both seats on the bus.

Rihanna ain't got NOTHING on THAT Kariss!!!

Mother: How is she doctor?!?!?

Doctor: Well your daughter suffered a concussion when she was swiped by the Kariss. You would THINK a Kariss of that nature would know NOT to turn her head so quickly in a public place. We expect your daughter to make a full recovery however. Truly a miracle though... she could've died...
by Afraidofyourcranium October 21, 2010
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Karissa

She is the best girlfriend ever she is pretty smart nice and has ass and titis she is always there for you and will never hurt you she will always be there for you when your sad and and never wants you to leave her side and she is a really good kisser and you should never leave her
Karissa is amazing
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Ibrahima Racine Karasse

b: ibrahima racine karasse?
a: no
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Kamassaki

another way to call someone a communist
your such a kamassaki!!
by shelby to the c June 13, 2007
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Karissa`d

When you receive a text from someone, see it, and completely ignore it for a very, very long time.
Ohhhh, you just got karissa`d !
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krasseun

To take a little bit of your work and add it to a little bit of more work to male it all the same. It's a beer brueing term
Instead or force carbonation let's use the krasseun way
by Badboyz4lfe August 1, 2017
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karlsson

The ppl that let anybody in to there house
have you not gotten an invite? the Karlssons are having sex partys the whole week.
by Karlssons are gay December 12, 2017
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