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Kaiden moment

Kaiden is an awkward 8th grade boy we’re basing this on he’s a shy soccer boy one time he kicked the ball instead of hitting it in volleyball in PE due to his soccer player genes. He’s very clumsy and knocked a girl over in pe and just stood there like the standing emoji and walked away awkwardly not knowing what to say.
Boy: “omg that kid just pushed me and didn’t even say sorry and just looked at me awkwardly not knowing what to say”
Girl: “omg Kaiden momenttt”
by Dani33 September 22, 2021
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kaiden

the nice person you will meet. a nice man with a very deep voice and a sizeable pp. he also has very large grabable boobs that i love to squeeze.
man have you seen those HONKERS on kaiden! i just want to squeeze them until i die.
by blEsT082 April 4, 2022
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Kaiden

Tall dude who pushes people around until he gets them mad and gets into trouble.
YS: my watch got a dent guess imma box dude.
HGH: nope I gotta stop this
Kaiden: fuck this dude
by OGFTP December 30, 2020
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Kaiden

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Kaiden: MONKEY
Annalise: MONKEY
Kenta: MONKEY
by ANNALOSE BRIUHH November 4, 2020
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Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind
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Kaiden

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Kaiden: MONKEY

Annalise: MONKEY
Kenta: MONKEY
by ANNALOSE BRIUHH November 4, 2020
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Kaiden

He has a huge dick and the biggest dick in the entire world that destroys your pussy
I just got ducked down by kaiden
by sexyasiancat November 21, 2023
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