Jose

Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.

Guy 1: That guy Bob took my joke and now he's running it to the ground.
Guy 2: Man what a Jose

by Mark Nutt February 05, 2015

Jose

A guy who is very annoying

Youre such a Jose!

by MY NAME IS RICK HARRISON November 14, 2016

Jose

Most awesomest person in the world besdies Elisa

Jose is so cool, but Elisa is cooler

Jose is so raw dieezel

Jose is Rawsome an cooler than Elisa Villa Way cooler

by Elisa Villa January 17, 2009

Jose

The fattest person on earth, he has friends named Kevin, Nick and Ash.

Omg it’s a jose! PLEASE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME!!

by Owwoowens July 13, 2020

Jose

The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.

Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.

by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 04, 2014

Jose

A Fucking asshole that is really unloyal, and tells you that he loves you and then leaves you and doesn't care how much it hurts you.

Person: "I'm going out with Jose tonight!"
Person2: "Oh, keep your eye on him, he'll cheat on you"

by ThaBlondie1253 February 23, 2015

Jose

A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.

Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.

by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010