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Jonathan

An incredibly funny guy, having some issues though. He claims to have fucked Sans various times, and is lovers with them. Enjoys video games, and pretty chill. Great friend, caring person and can be counted on.
"Yo did Jonathan fuck Sans again?"
"Unfortunately..."
by ItzSofa November 23, 2019
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Jonathan

To Jonathan someone is to steal a girl from someone.
by Tightassass April 19, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the smartest boy you will ever meet. He is so hot everyone calls him daddy. He can take yo chick so be careful. He can also dance and rap. He has nice mushroom Jaír that drives marcus insane.
Gia: Wow what a daddy he must be a Jonathan
by Papiiiii chulo May 20, 2018
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Jonathan

Can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow
Jonathan is super sexy. He can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow
by on October 21, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is an amazing guys. He is so cute and fun to be around. He gives the best hugs and are very loving. They are special, he isn't like other guys. He will show you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. He will make your day with the cutest text messages. He will give you the cutest and silliest nicknames that will make you smile. You should try and make him blush. It's funny when they blush. Don't let him go because he will treat you like no one does.
Person one: "Is that your boyfriend?"
Person two: "yea that's him😊 <3"
Person one: "Is he Jonathan😱"
Person two:" yea he's Jonathan"
Person one:" Girl, you are so lucky, he will treat you like a princess"
by 😊unknown girl November 5, 2017
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A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunk August 21, 2017
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a wonderful, loving, caring and astonishing person! He can sometimes be a wack but will ALWAYS make you laugh you can never stay mad at him and he keeps his word. He loves to mess around but can get ahead of himself and do something rude but not even relize it until you tell him. So tell him when you have a problem with something hold on to him and love him with all your heart!
don't lose jonathan !
by #jonathan-lover May 28, 2018
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