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Jonathan

An incredibly funny guy, having some issues though. He claims to have fucked Sans various times, and is lovers with them. Enjoys video games, and pretty chill. Great friend, caring person and can be counted on.
"Yo did Jonathan fuck Sans again?"
"Unfortunately..."
by ItzSofa November 23, 2019
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To Jonathan someone is to steal a girl from someone.
by Tightassass April 19, 2019
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Jonathan

Can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow
Jonathan is super sexy. He can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow
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Jonathan

Somebody who uses excuses to skip or miss school or work.
Joe: Hey where’s Nathan?
Amanda: He probably skipped again!
Joe: Wow, he really is a Jonathan
by KermitDoesCoke November 11, 2021
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A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunk August 21, 2017
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Jonathan is a wonderful, loving, caring and astonishing person! He can sometimes be a wack but will ALWAYS make you laugh you can never stay mad at him and he keeps his word. He loves to mess around but can get ahead of himself and do something rude but not even relize it until you tell him. So tell him when you have a problem with something hold on to him and love him with all your heart!
don't lose jonathan !
by #jonathan-lover May 28, 2018
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Sweet and sexy young man you see him and you will instantly fall in love with him everyone wants to hug him
Hug me Jonathan.
by NAMETRUTH December 15, 2017
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