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Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games
The was really Jonathan at 2k17
by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017
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A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.
You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.
by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019
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Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person
Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.
by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019
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A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand
by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022
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a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.
person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr
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A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
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Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.
Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020
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