Rian Johnson

A fan-fiction writer that performs character-assassination on a universally beloved and admired character.

The guy who killed Luke Skywalker.

I totally Rian Johnson'd Ripley here by having her abandon Newt and help Burke collecting specimens.

by some dude from '79 August 12, 2019

Adam Johnson

A pedophile Sunderland player that was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old Sunderland fan.

"So fuck off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a pedophile! You're a pedophile!"

by Lumpacado May 01, 2015

Boris Johnson

boris is the biggest twat in all of the uk

"whos the twatty prime minister?"
"boris Johnson"

by SSGSSNUGGET May 10, 2021

Eric Johnson

A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.

I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.

by recab2 August 11, 2006

Boris Johnson

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx September 04, 2008

Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 02, 2020

Boris Johnson

A cunt

Boris Johnson is a cunt

by Fckborisjohnson July 24, 2019