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Johannes

The greatest being who has ever lived on Earth in the past 1500 years.
Bucky: Wow Johannes is so cool!
Ania: Yeah, he's so awesome.
Damsy: He inspires me greatly.
by JohannesRequiemMBW July 24, 2023
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Johann

He is a Nasty Boy and loves to sleep forever and is very romantic and has a big D and a sexy ass but a very messy room ;)
He’s messy he must be a Johann
by Johann.. November 21, 2021
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johann

needs to pay more attention to his girlfriend
johann is alsways in school and can’t text me back:(
by hissuessemaus November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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Johannes

Johannes my man
by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017
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Johann

Johann A rich MF Mostly wears Supreme, Gucci,Yeezy and other things. People mostly get jealous when they see him around.
Samuel: Hows that guy there
Jonathan: That's Johann
Samuel: He is rich AF
by DON'TGIVETOSHITS July 5, 2020
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