Johannes

Biggest pussy alive despite only eating cock

He is sutch a Johannes

by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022

Johannes

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.

“That guys style really screams old money.”
“Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”

by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023

Johanne

A name of a girl with a heart of gold!

Johanne oh she is so sweet!

by tubboStan February 22, 2021

Tiebe johannes

The throat goat

Tiebe johannes gave me the best sloppy ive ever had, i almost died it was that good.

by Tiedejouanipa February 05, 2025

Johann Nepomuk

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group

Wow he wears Timberlands! What a Johann Nepomuk

by chiefkeefsosa69 February 02, 2024

Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...

Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!

by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022

Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025