What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
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Johannes

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
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Johannes

Johannes my man
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Johann

Johann A rich MF Mostly wears Supreme, Gucci,Yeezy and other things. People mostly get jealous when they see him around.
Samuel: Hows that guy there
Jonathan: That's Johann
Samuel: He is rich AF
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Johannes

Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
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