Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.
Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.
by CrackersAkA December 17, 2008
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Jersey Punchbowl

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.
He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.
by Apollo's Pad May 05, 2009
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It's A Jersey Thing

A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.
by KangarooTaco October 14, 2010
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Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
by Teflon G September 10, 2008
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jersey hotlunch

A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.
Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.
by The Hamburger Pimp July 24, 2011
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jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.
I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.
by buttplaster July 31, 2010
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south jersey

South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.
It's wudder not water.
by Nicole May 07, 2005
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