(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
by noshame August 29, 2014
Get the Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slapmug. A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.
Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.
by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010
Get the Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurlmug. The act of being Jazzy. This kind of behaviour is most commonly carried out by those who have the name Jazzy
by Truth2102 December 19, 2019
Get the Jazzymug. Jazzy is a nice and sweet girl that normally put other people before her. She is caregiving thoughtful and kind. Jazzy is a good person to be best friends with she’ll hang with you 24/7. I Jazzy sees someone doing something horrible she’s immediately go over there and stop what’s happening. Jazzy is very beautiful, she can find love easily basically in a pound d one heart beat.
by Islaxstar December 8, 2020
Get the Jazzymug. I went down to the local McDonalds
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice
by king sammelot the goat fan October 24, 2025
Get the Jazzy Juicemug. Jazzy is beautiful abs an amazing friend. She would never ever be mean to anyone and she will always have your back. Her personality is so amazing that everyone she meets wants to be her best friend. Except I’m her actual best friend and I am so grateful for her.
by ilikematt November 22, 2021
Get the Jazzymug. An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013
Get the jazzy sensationmug.