JADEN

a really annoying individual and a suicidal wannabe animal who dies their hair with smurf cum

Oh look its jaden
he is so annoying

by DOGASSFUCK October 28, 2018

Jaden

Mitch Loyds girlfriend in other terms. She is bright caring but has a great sense of humor and a smile that will make you like you dont want to be anywhere else. If confronted about being mean she is usually somehow able to turn it around on you and make you feel as if you are the mean one. In spite of that you adore it and everything else that comes with this jewl of a girl.

"Who is Mitch's girl?"
"You're fucking telling me you dont know Jaden? You disgust me"

by Jadensguy69 March 11, 2018

Jaden

Jadens can be funny at times and is very dirty minded. He is usually the fattest in the room but backs it up with humor. You should keep this friend as he is loyal and can be your ride or die.

Joe says “Was good Jaden!”
Jaden says “Your mom!”
Joe says “Screw you were not friends bye.”

by YaMomLicker November 14, 2018

Jaden

loser that looks like Shreck, and probably binge watches naruto

"he sucks!"
"He must be Jaden!"

by thats spicy November 30, 2016

jaden

Most Jaden's have aa cone shaped head as a kid. Jaden's are very very very tall and they are pinheads

Wow look at That cone-like skyscraper.... oh wait that's just Jaden

by pinhead Jaden December 7, 2016

Jaden

Fat chubby kid with the last name spatcher

"That kids fat That s definitely Jaden."

by Chubby Kid 44 September 16, 2018

Jaden

A weird ass girl that talks about her hairy nipples and butt. Loves to fart and marinate in her own period blood.

"You're so disgusting! Can we open the window? Jaden just shit her pants!"

by Dippledong123 November 13, 2018