Jaoquene is a gay as shit, blonde guy who is typically reeeaaaaallllllyyyyy fucking annoying- people know him as a son of a bitch, a shithead and an absolute monkey. He’s really nice but that doesn’t mean he’s any less irritating sometimes. He’s into history and collects old war shit. He is a member of the British Empire, and his role is to piss off Val with brainrot terms. (Val hates this, and threatens to kill himself every time, whether that is through jumping off buildings; stabbing himself; or glueing a cup of rats to his face, heating up the end with the rats, so that they can eat through his face.)
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.
Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.
Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:
“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”
(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.
Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.
Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:
“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”
(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
"Oh he's such a Jaoquene."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."
by Onitnelav (totally not Val) May 27, 2024
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Chumpsby Jacquen, pronounced: Chumps be jockin'.
A coverall name and stereotype for the opposite of an internet troll, Karen or Ken.
Chumpsby Jacquen embraces and rewards fly by night, flighty trends via ARGUMENTUM AD POPULUM and relentlessly jocks hypersensationalized and hypersexualized mediocrity. A non confrontational SJW with the hopes of getting jockedm or some other form of reward or social pass, in return.
A coverall name and stereotype for the opposite of an internet troll, Karen or Ken.
Chumpsby Jacquen embraces and rewards fly by night, flighty trends via ARGUMENTUM AD POPULUM and relentlessly jocks hypersensationalized and hypersexualized mediocrity. A non confrontational SJW with the hopes of getting jockedm or some other form of reward or social pass, in return.
That broad has no skills, or anything of value or interest, other than a (used) warm slimy hole, yet Chumpsby Jacquen.
It is well known that cops are collectively corrupt, despite theoretical "good" only found in the ideology, but Chumpsby Jacquen, and lickin' the boot.
It is well known that cops are collectively corrupt, despite theoretical "good" only found in the ideology, but Chumpsby Jacquen, and lickin' the boot.
by Kirkury March 21, 2023
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