Ishikawa Maru

A term derived from “Ishikawa Diagram” & “Kobayashi Maru” …. Defined as a term used by “Engineers” as well as other “Technical Professionals” to describe something that looked really good ON PAPER but FLOPPED BADLY in implementation &/or practice. Also a saying to describe a leadership or professional decision that crashed & burned.

Senior Manager #1- “How did the new hire do on his first day at work? He looked GREAT in his interview!”

Senior Manager #2- “Ishikawa Maru! …. A real FUBAR!!!”

One could ALSO SAY that the "Stand Your Ground" law (as written) is yet ANOTHER FINE EXAMPLE of a "Ishikawa Maru", in that it's aloud several know drug dealers as well as other well-known Florida State Criminals to commit murder, yet walk away from prosecution OR EVEN arrest by simply claiming "Self-Defense".

by Tyson D. Knine October 18, 2012

ishia

Ishia is very crazy, dumb , energetic, and athletic and very small than usually than other people.

Ishia is very short .

by Ishia April 21, 2018

Ishmam

A skinny binny winny who is obsessed with anime and is an UWUWUWUWU weeb, they love tokashi uwu Baka anime kaka and is good at maths, weirdly

“OMG ISHMAM IS HERE EVERYBODY, HIDE UR PANCAKES”

by Junkiephoebe February 11, 2022

ishiah

Ishiah is the type of person who watches harry potter everyday. He likes making stories and playing music.
He is a middle child and friends with aleast one dumb person and a smart one

YO ishiah can you do my homework.
Yes

by hi daddy lad February 13, 2022

Ishita

A nerd

Look at that girl there studying so much, she must be an Ishita

by Ssssseos September 3, 2022

Ishmal

Ishmal normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is Tall, smart, sexy, sporty, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. You gotta love him!

*Ishmal walks into the room*

Zoe: "Hey"

Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"

by Netothewise November 23, 2016

ishikawa

1. Someone of an Asian descent.
2. Someone belong to the Asian brethren of the Ishikawa.
3. A scrawny gay Asian child.
4. An Asian Emo who has dropped something.

GODDAMMIT ISHIKAWA!
Look at that Ishikawa.

by Darkur Tymes May 27, 2008