Ear Wank

To Ear Wank (verb) is the act of firmly inserting a finger into one's own ear and then fairly vigorously jerking the hand up and down.

The person who is "ear wanking themselves off" experiences an intense satisfaction; not dissimilar to, yet still distinct from, the same satisfaction experienced when scratching an unpleasant itch.

An Ear Wank (noun) comes from the verb, and describes the act of undergoing an ear wank.


Note that it is possible in theory to ear wank other people off, but due to the risks involved (eg. ear wax) it is rarely practiced and not widely accepted in Western Society.

Alex: "Tom... WHAT are you doing?"

Tom: "I'm ear wanking."

Alex: "Oh. Looks weird."

Tom: "Yeah."

by Mrweh August 30, 2008

Ear Rape

In verbal electronic communication (ventrillo, skype, teamspeak, etc), when a person speaks/plays a sound, usually to annoy/antagonise the other listener(s), at such a high volume and/or pitch that can damage the listener(s) hearing/speakers.

I was on my game's vent server and this raider kept comming and and giving us ear rape! I threw my headphones down in a panic and they broke!

by Bigmacattacks July 24, 2006

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom November 20, 2008

ear breath

When someone comes up really close to you and whispers in your ear and you feel their warm burrito breath crawling down your Eustachian tube .

Steven came up from behind me and gave me ear breath saying "Yurrrryyyy" really slowly.

by asder625 February 20, 2019

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 04, 2010

Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

by THE PAMSTER May 04, 2007

dog-earing

to turn down the corner of a page, especially in a book. sometimes used to bookmark pages.

she's always dog-earing the page she left off on.

by dust in the wind July 21, 2005