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state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing
Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!
by Can of Worms November 5, 2006
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Hope Of The States

Amazing band,very underated, bit like Radiohead very prog rock full of violins and pianos and some great guitar work!!! Also amazing live band!!
Person 1:"I'm listening to the Lost Riots its a class album by hope of the states"
Person 2: Hey give me a listen.....HEY THIS IS GOOD!!!
by Pauly G February 28, 2005
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State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.
That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!
by Goobber April 29, 2021
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Washington State

Washington State is a cloudy but beautiful green state on the NorthWest tip of the US. It is very well known for it's awesome Starbucks Coffee drinks and it's consistent chance of rain. Residents around the area were very friendly and welcoming. Some of it's developing cities include Seattle, Spokane, Bellingham, Vancouver, Renton, Tacoma, Bellevue, and Everett.
Washington state has the best marijuana, hands down.
by stonlinchung May 1, 2012
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State Park

A small community just between Collinsville, IL and Fairmont City, IL. The town sets on ancient indian burial grounds known as the Cahokia Mounds A.K.A Cahokia Mounds State Park. Many believe that is where the State Park or State Park Place name came from. Many also believe the spirits of the ancient Missisipian tribe, Cahokia, are haunting the small town explaining the never ending violence and misery.
State Park people are nuts

State Park is dangerous

Dont fuck with the SP
by butter_nutz July 27, 2009
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Boys State

Boys State 2004 was a trip through hell and back, involving no females.
by Sam LaTourette June 20, 2004
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Quaker State

Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.

Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.

Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
He is a uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path, what a Quaker State!
by chatty90 November 16, 2011
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