Saddle Tramp

Slang for an attractive woman (girl) who rides on the back of a sport bike with short shorts, exposing thighs and lower back.

Did you see the ass on that saddle tramp? I bet her boyfriend is a douche bag.

by frosty peters June 21, 2011

side saddle

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.

Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!

by Djinn November 2, 2006

Saddle Shins

A derogatory term used to address native americans.

Look its a stinking pack of saddle shins

by Dan Helsing April 29, 2013

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018

virginia saddle

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.

Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing

by togim April 21, 2018

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019