Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Immortal Vagina

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.

Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina

by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Immortality

Immortality means you have an infinite amount of years you could spend having sex with whoever you want and when you want. Hell if you really want to you could become a rapist and rape some celebrity

Oh I love immortality im the loving the life

by DaisyDylan August 3, 2018

Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Manuiel Eduardo Rodriguez Was going TO Be Immortal Through Cthulhu <Octavia Loreno Spence> However Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Through Psychiatry {[Psychology}] From Hellstrom <Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles>

Manuiel Eduardo Rodriguez Was going TO Be Immortal Through Cthulhu <Octavia Loreno Spence> However Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Through Psychiatry {Psychology} From Hellstrom <Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles>

Manuiel Eduardo Rodriguez Was going TO Be Immortal Through Cthulhu <Octavia Loreno Spence> However Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Through Psychiatry {Psychology} From Hellstrom <Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025