Slang used in queens New York to describe someone who is a fat baby. This word is mostly used for “adults” that look and act like babes.
Yo that yoga ball looks like an ian.
His baby face makes him look like an ian bro.
Nah Tyrone ain’t getting no bitches with his fatass. Nigga looks like an ian.
His baby face makes him look like an ian bro.
Nah Tyrone ain’t getting no bitches with his fatass. Nigga looks like an ian.
by Her killer January 21, 2019
Ian is a very attractive boy, he has the prettiest eyes and the nicest hair. He's pretty tall and thin, he is very shy at first but once you he feels comfortable around you hes a little more crazy. Ian's are hard not to fall for .
by ❤️M.G mystery Girl🤡 October 25, 2018
Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay February 16, 2007
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by kowal-iwnl June 15, 2019
A Asian guy that doesn't take jokes well. They always think there the bud of the joke, but they never realize that other people just play into the jokes. Also like to take things likes school way to serious, even if that mean yelling when everyone can hear it. they really really like poppies.
by Lao Gan Mao June 19, 2022
the person that pisses you off and then makes you laugh which pisses you off because you didn't want to laugh.
by Yeet u away October 22, 2019