Ian is a very attractive boy, he has the prettiest eyes and the nicest hair. He's pretty tall and thin, he is very shy at first but once you he feels comfortable around you hes a little more crazy. Ian's are hard not to fall for .
by ❤️M.G mystery Girl🤡 October 24, 2018
Get the Ianmug. Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
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Ian is a very interesting character. Although he may say that he’s like any other I would beg to differ. Not to say that he’s some grand person but you will never find any one else like him.Ian lives in his head and over thinks a little too much. He’s sensitive and takes certain things to heart. He talks a lot, always has something more to add to what he says. He always seems to be seeking answers to questions that he has so you’ll never be bored around him. You can be yourself with him he won’t judge you for the kind of person you are.He’s very smart even if he does had a lot of “useless” information stored in his head. He’s extremely funny and to top it off he has such a beautiful smile to a company his laugh. He’s very sweet even if sometimes he can seem like a real jerk that probably means there’s some thing that he’s dealing with at the time. He’s very passionate about a lot of things, so much that he wants to accomplish and dreams big. He harbors a lot of talent.Although he lacks motivation to stick to certain things so he may call himself lazy.Ian can be very petty Or as he would like to call it passive aggressive and annoying, and indecisive at the same time picky honestly how does that make sense but he’s very charming,quirky, easy to talk to.He’s easy to love.This is all to say that with Ian there’s always more then what meets the eye you’ll never fully grasp him but he’s not someone who was meant to be figured out.So if you get the chance to too be kind to him.
“Hey Ian, I love you .”
by XJoJoX December 28, 2021
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