rainbow humper

Someone who starts a conversation with the sole intention of starting a problem with two or more other people.

You are such a rainbow humper for "accidentally" telling bill what Ryan said.

by Duckhntr1987 October 01, 2015

night humper

Someone who humps in their sleep...anything from pillows to humans....like a dog.

I can't share a bed with Ian, he's a night humper.

by sulin October 27, 2015

room humper

person whose connection to a chat room keeps dropping in & out.

Bill is being a room humper in the chat again.

by Chaka Bootlegger March 03, 2008

Talk humper

Someone who talks incessantly and it seems like they hump your leg with conversation

The handyman is a talk humper.

by JimmyJackjoe77 May 18, 2015

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 05, 2021

cub humper

In gay culture, shorter and younger hairy guys are sometimes referred to as a cub. So one who sleeps with cubs is a cub humper.

John really likes those cubs. He's a cub humper.

by CherryLube December 28, 2016

Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.

Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.

by Deffinerr May 31, 2016