Humes

Short for humor - something that it funny or ridiculous.

It was pretty humes when you blacked out and went streaking through downtown...

That was humes... (referring to something funny)

Lets smoke some humes fumes.... (smoking ganj)

by swedesbgone February 12, 2010

huberta

Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.

Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”

by ijustcamebackfromthedead December 6, 2021

Hueston

Hueston is the kind of guy who dates a girl over the phone and then breaks up with her 2 days later #fake

Omg is that guy gay? His name must be Hueston!!

by Gamergirl0906 May 30, 2022

Huber

A person with a rather eclectic variety of interests, ranging from moaning, (good) jews, krispie cremes, and getting daily boob jobs.

also likes rather archaic and bizarre words such as "scads"

Tendency to flirt with older gentlemen (according to fb)

"I saw a Huber living in a van down by the river"

"Huber gave me swine flu"

by limecorona May 3, 2009

Habesha

Habesha, is frequently used to refer to all Ethiopians and Eritreans, refers more specifically to the Semitic-speaking peoples of those countries. It is sometimes used to refer to just the two politically dominant Semitic-speaking Amhara and Tigray-Tigrinya ethnic groups of Ethiopia and Eritrea. Habesha speak Semitic languages, but they intermarried and absorbed the surrounding indigenous Cushitic-speaking peoples to a great extent. While Habeshas,are often though to be "Semitic," this term (as well as the term Cushitic) is merely a linguistic one, and has no bearing on ethnicity. However, according to some Ethiopian sources,the name "Habesha," is a synonym for dibilliq ("mixed"), referring to the hybrid mixture of Semites from Yemen with the indigenous "Hamitic" (ie, Cushitic) peoples, and is thus explained as Ham "-be-" (with) Shem.
Both the Amharic and Tigrinya languages are descended from the ancient Ge'ez.
According to tradition, the Habesha, people also trace their roots back to Menelik I who was the son of the Queen of Sheba and King Solomon, whose lineage historically gave kings a divine right to rule.

habesha =amhara,tigray and Eritreans

by Hose binyam August 22, 2006

Huber

The combination of a hooker and lube, a Huber is a person that is like a slut but very, very obvious about it; this is often used as a term of endearment between friends.

"Hey Huber! Great to see you again!"

by huber.com November 15, 2016

the hubs

A wack ass crew that has souped up fixies just to make their bikes look cool and thinks they're the shit in Fixed Gears. This crew really gives Fixed Gear a bad name. You can find this crew "biking" the RIVER CONTROL of Long Beach. How pathetic is that? If your gonna cruise, bike on a street. Not the damn river. I will be long dead by the time I hear these people go pro and bustin' tricks. This crew is the exact definition of HYPEBEASTS.

Tom: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
Jerry: Uhm... Nothing why?
Tom: I saw you biking on the river control with your "fixie"
Jerry: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends The Hubs, how about you
Tom: Sounds boring, I was bustin' some tricks on the street.
Jerry: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my crew just bikes the river control.

by Real Fixed Ryder June 30, 2009