housegwife

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Housegwife" means a very good friend that is a girl.

"Aw jess, housegwife."

by Aw Jess October 3, 2006

housebite

A dinner party at home in which you are meeting new people.

www.housebites.com

by Babycakes1970 November 23, 2010

housercise

Fitness Aerobic workout using House music and dance moves. Throw shapes get fit Shaaaaaaapes oioi!

Fuck Zumba that's boring lets go Housercise.

by dat_guy1 August 22, 2014

housesister

A sister who takes care of her siblings like a housewife

My daughter is a housesister

by Angeluxr January 14, 2024

Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024