chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023

Hotpocket

Two midgets shitting into a bucket

“Hey dave I went gone and saw my Roomate and his friend shitting in a bucket”

“Oh you mean they were having a hotpocket”

by Yeeyeeboiiii November 25, 2021

Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit

Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

by rossypossy April 8, 2022

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep

i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023

Hotpocket

A group of sexually attractive people. Mostly used when referring to 6-10 people.

Look! there’s the hotpocket!

by Handleuseke November 17, 2023

cranial hotpocket

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020