Hobby

What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.

Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!

by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018

Q-Hobby

hobbies that people pick up and practice during quarantine.

"jacking off is a really fun q-hobby"

by 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5 July 20, 2020

The Hobby

Opening CS:GO (soon CS2) cases wasting copious amounts of money gambling for a minute chance of obtaining something exceptional. Popularized by German Twitch Streamer and skin enjoyer ohnePixel as a excuse to fuel his gambling addiction.

Person: "Only one more case, it's gonna be gold this time!!" *Unboxing Noises* Gold appears "LET'S GO!!! THE HOBBY IS PAYING OFF!!!!"

by A random CS enjoyer May 6, 2023

Gobby Hobby

A name given to a girl that will give any guy a gobbie because she likes the attention.

Dude i wouldnt be suprised if that bitch has given a gobby to all the guys in that club...
Its like her daily gobby hobby.

by Not.Guilty August 6, 2018

glass hobby

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.

I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.

by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004

Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers. Its editorial offices are based in Lexington, Kentucky

Hobby Farms features articles on raising livestock humanely, sustainable agriculture, marketing a small farm, self sufficiency, history and preservation, and the dangers of factory farms

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.

A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."

by Pyned November 8, 2015