What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.
Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!
by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018
Get the Hobbymug. Dude i wouldnt be suprised if that bitch has given a gobby to all the guys in that club...
Its like her daily gobby hobby.
Its like her daily gobby hobby.
by Not.Guilty August 6, 2018
Get the Gobby Hobbymug. Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.
A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."
by Pyned November 8, 2015
Get the hobby dollarsmug. Anyone who thinks they're a Blatte and tries to act like a wannabe gangster, these people are usually White.
by hobbyblatte120 October 20, 2018
Get the hobby blattemug. Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.
by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004
Get the glass hobbymug. a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers. Its editorial offices are based in Lexington, Kentucky
Hobby Farms features articles on raising livestock humanely, sustainable agriculture, marketing a small farm, self sufficiency, history and preservation, and the dangers of factory farms
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Hobby Farmsmug. Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
Get the Hobby Lobby Herpesmug.