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Italian Hand Hoagie 

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.
Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

[smack a hoagie] 

Means smoke a blunt!
Would you want to smack a hoagie after school at my house?

-lmafo (big nick)

irish hoagie 

look at this irish crum eatin his irish hoagie.
irish hoagie by ballbag69 December 27, 2011

Trouser Hoagie 

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
Trouser Hoagie by Döts~ October 24, 2009

later hoagie 

a variation of goodbye. The expression "hoagie" is slang for a good friend. Therefore "hoagie" should only be used in this context if you are talking to someone that you are really close to.
Eduardo:"Maybe if I keep saying 'later hoagie,' it will stick."

Me: ok...
later hoagie by Carrotine March 4, 2011

Twin hoagie 

When two plus size twins go down on a penis smaller in comparison to them
Dude these two chicks just gave me a sloppy twin hoagie

moist hoagie 

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.
When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
moist hoagie by Vomit Club October 3, 2016