HERPES BOY

A kid with herpes on his face or genitals. Has no personal hygeine. Dont let them come near you.

Vitale is the kind of herpes boys.

by atumes December 27, 2007

herp-slurp

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 11, 2011

art herpes

Glitter. Once you use it, it's on you, your clothes, and your belongings forever.

"God damn it, it's been months since I used any glitter and there's still art herpes everywhere!"

by technosauruspunk September 06, 2017

Computer Herpes

Any program (virus, or even an anti-virus program) that you cannot get off of your computer.

I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.

by theboxinthecorner March 08, 2012

Super Herpes

A special version of herpes that isn't just like bad luggage it's that really bad leopard print luggage.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.

Damn, I got super herpes from the garbage can over there.

by Luigi87000 February 17, 2009

genital herpes

The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.

"I have genital herpes"
Thanks for sharing.

by Adrian September 21, 2006

Herpes by association

This is a stigma against an individial who hangs out with an unheigenic person. For instance your friend points out to you , ew OMG that guy you are with has herpes on his face! Then they think you will become dirty or infected if you keep hanging around them. Herpes is transmittable so you have to cut the ties! Youll get a terrible reputation hanging around with a herpes kid.

OMG, that Vitale kid has herpes. Don't associate with him or you will have herpes by association!

by Slare December 27, 2007