heefer

A large cow or a big nasty bitch.

Damn, Check that ho Candy yo! That bitch is a heefer!

by Rob Lussier September 25, 2006

Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.

Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!

by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011

Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

by Killdjan December 20, 2008

Heiferazzi

The pack of girls (or guys or a mix thereof) who gather to talk about other's business that be no business of their own.

That pack of bitches are straight Heiferazzi, if you don't want yo business spread don't say a word round those heifers.

by Sazwon July 1, 2017

Herfer

Any white old fat man capable of blowing fat clouds with a cigar

That guy over there looks like such a herfer

by Big Herfer 420 May 18, 2018

muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell

Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.

by elykmocsob May 4, 2011

ass huffer

Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.

Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.

by DJ*PG October 16, 2011