Steven Hawking 

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

Steven Hawking by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011

Stephen Hawking 

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.

Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!

Stephen Hawking by Kerilyn June 1, 2006

Declan joe Hawkins 

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

Declan joe Hawkins by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

hawkins 

a form of the female species, an extremely hot form, that blows your mind away when u see one!
but also, may suffer from bad farts!

"man, that bitch is hawkins like no other!" or
""dduuuudde, did she jus lay a hawkins!?!"

hawkins by pbibby69 January 1, 2008

tom harkin 

The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.

A: "You know, you're a real douchebag."
B: "TOM HARKIN!"
A: "Well...shit, I've got nothing."

tom harkin by Wedge Antilles June 13, 2008

hawin 

HAWIN IS THE SAUCE GOD

Hawin has the sause

hawin by Chnia is China February 17, 2018

Breezy hawkins 

Absolutely blank in emotion and soulless dirty butt slut.residing in the clayton county bandos,shitty cheap hotels,chevron gas station parking lots,trailer parks and known meth areas. Usually getting by on the expense of a guy with a hard on or giving up the booty for the crack and meth

Damn,you see that breezy hawkins down at the chevron?she was lookin like the city bus done ran the train on her

Breezy hawkins by PointinEmOUT111 February 27, 2021