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Disappearing Hangout Guy

When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.
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vax hangouts 

Oliver: Hop on vax hangouts
Everyone: no
vax hangouts by bigdaper March 14, 2021

Steak and kidney hangout 

Usually defined as a female's genitals, with which a small portion of it hangs on the outside. Not a particularly attractive sight, nevertheless occurs on some women.
That girl had a really bad steak and kidney hangout.

google hangouts 

random "chat room" where little kids think it is the OG.
"GUYS GUYS GET ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" -Timmy (Age 9)
google hangouts by Dank.. May 18, 2016

hulu and hangout 

To actually watch Hulu and hangout without having any inkling of anything more than talking
Do you want to Hulu and hangout?

Yes, I'd like to watch without having the pressure of having to do more.
hulu and hangout by TruthSeek October 14, 2015

hangout buddies 

another word for freinds with benefits or a friend who you have sexual interactions with on the low
are you and jessica a thing or just hangout buddies
hangout buddies by Samanthaishot February 11, 2018

Hangout and hulu 

Like netflix and chill, except Hulu is playing in the background.
"hey, wanna come back to my place and netflix & chill?"
"nah, I'd rather hangout and hulu"
Hangout and hulu by HMSDI September 21, 2016