Hamish

Dont fuck with this guy, or he'll zap yo ass with a cow prodder

Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange

Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!

by Winnieeee June 9, 2018

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

hamish and jess

The cutest couple ever.

Hamish and Jess are so cute together

by Not lilybrooke November 16, 2016

Hamish Tooher

2008 Joker

Hamish Tooher is a good guy, i like him

by Oliver Jurd UwU May 31, 2022

Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange

Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!

by Winnieeee June 9, 2018

hamish

anyone called by this name is not respected by their parents and therefore disrespects all those around them.

particularly girls, who they use and abuse but can’t be without.

“that guy is never single but all his relationships are shit!”
“ohh yeah, another hamish”

by lmaosuckmudickprick May 17, 2021