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Hamburger

Since almost everybody else is too busy making childish jokes, I'll be one of the ones who gives the real definition:

The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.
by Andrew Floyd Williams February 17, 2007
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peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.
"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."
by s n z December 9, 2008
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hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.
1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.
by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008
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humburger

Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.
by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008
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Hamburger

You put the penis in between the tits and the girl sucks the penis.
(girl is talking) that Hamburger was yummy.
by SHITTYLICK69 October 3, 2010
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glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.
I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!
by Tweedle January 21, 2008
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