HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

by Tweedle January 21, 2008

hamburger bun pussy

Referring to a girl's vagina, where the lips are small and all most nonexistent.
Usually very neatly shaved and the mound of Venus is very round and plump, thus appearing as a hamburger bun. Best served warm and hot!

After her Brazilian, her plump hamburger bun pussy just begged to be eaten.

by Shecky Serious April 13, 2007

texas hamburger

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)

I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!

by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

Chicken Hamburger

A hamburger, but instead of a patty, there is chicken. Mostly used in Mexico instead of "chicken sandwich". Even if Adam is against that.

I'm so hungry... Dood let's get a chicken hamburger. How bout a Tendercrisp from Burger King?

by Tabris Frost December 23, 2008

Happy hamburger

Someone who's just finished a meal and has to tell everyone how good it was. These people should be avoided at all cost, they will only suceed in pissing you off.

a happy hamburger can also be someone whos overly happy over the stupidest thing

Obi: Wooo! that cheeseburger was sooo great you gotta-

Dred: Stop being such a happy hamburger you noob.

Obi: My hair is so awesome-

Dred: your really starting to dissappoint me you happy hamburger...

by Lordreduxx August 28, 2010

hamburger

A chick's pussy that has been fucked by too many guys. It looks like a raw hamburger.

Dude, Cesar, Stacy's pussy looks like a hamburger

by Jimboner April 14, 2005