Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.

Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.

by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016

Guidese

The native language spoken by Guidos and Guidettes as in Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and the Sopranos.

Guidese
Juicehead Gorilla
Grenade
Grenade Launcher
GTL
DTF

by Kissey June 12, 2011

Style Guide

Trying to hide themselves from either their past, or from what a certain someone/group of people know them as.

Friend 1: Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! What happened to you? You look and act different.

“I went through a Style Guide to hide myself from you.”

by Thy.pern July 9, 2021

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Zog Will Guide

A saying said by the famous Mr.Zogby. If students are stuck on a problem the wonderful Zog will guide them to success.

Aviel: I don’t know where P=MC.

Mr.Zogby: Do not fear, ZOG WILL GUIDE!

by Triple_S69 February 22, 2025