white knuckled growler 

An unfortunately large dump. Just to pass the brown babe you animaliscally growl and must grab on to the counter/handicapped rails/ your consciousness so tight and the pain causes your knuckles turn white. That rhymes.

"Hey Cindy, did you pick up a date last night? Why are you walking so funny?"

"Joke's on you Julie. I just took a white knuckled growler in your bathroom"

In unison : "ROOMMATES FOR LIFE"

white knuckled growler by shoffnee October 9, 2014

chase a growler to the ocean 

take a dump

I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean

chase a growler to the ocean by bdub December 25, 2003

Porcelain Growler 

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

Porcelain Growler by Asher327 January 7, 2015

Horse growler 

A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.

Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.

Horse growler by Bookup February 9, 2012

Hairy Growler 

We made this! A woman's vagina, when turned on.

Her hairy growler was purring for me!

Hairy Growler by Corn Palace November 3, 2004

grooming the growler 

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

grooming the growler by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

hognose growler

Well known as the goat. When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs to form a mangina, the rear view while bent over is the hognose growler.

Dude i was walking into the bathroom, and Arthur popped out and showed me his mangina, then he turned around and i saw the hognose growler.

hognose growler by harpy stevish July 31, 2009