graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with

Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery

by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023

graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 08, 2019

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 04, 2022

Graveyard Stew

Leftover cornbread, warm milk, and sugar to taste. A dish eaten after a long ass night shift.

Jerry worked a double and was so thrashed he could only muster some graveyard stew for dinner.

by LadyDie10 May 28, 2025

Graveyard Chain

Where an inevitable queue of people are waiting to enter a graveyard

Those hospitals are a graveyard chain

by undies4sale September 07, 2022

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 07, 2020

Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.

Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀

by Zeb244 February 05, 2023