gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears
He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.
by keenytn1 December 23, 2008
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gin the system

to find ways of avoiding or breaking the rules of an organization, system etc, in order to achieve what you want
(similar to 'beat the system'
I gin the system by simply putting a period in the required form fields that I deem unimportant.
by spheregasser July 31, 2021
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Gin-gur

The mispronunciation of ginger because Rocky Lynch can't pronounce words correctly.
"Gin-gur lemonade." "that says ginger!"
by Ross Lynch Trash August 27, 2017
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Gin Jammer

Any type of gin mixed with a Kool-Aid Jammer
by I am attending December 16, 2018
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gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.
"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"
by Chester P. January 09, 2013
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Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 28, 2011
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Gin throat

When you wake up in the morning after drinking lots of gin and coke. The caffine and the alcohol are both diuretics and thus you wake up in the morning incredibly thirsty and with a incredibly husky voice that makes you sound like batman.
Ahhhh man have you got gin throat ?
God yes, The joker must be stopped !
by superflanker August 11, 2009
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