Freshman Follie

This phenomenon occurs when a rookie male has his first sexual encounter with a female. Usually, it occurs during a party after excessive alcohol has been consumed. This happens during a third base attempt when the male is stimulating the female genitalia with his tongue. Clearly after such drinking, both parties would have altered judgement, as well as hindered bladder control. Thus, when the male is licking out the female, the girl's loses uterine control as she experiences contractions from the orgasm, and proceeds to squirt vaginal fluid out of herself like Old Faithful. This leaves the male drenched in the juice of the vaginé.

Jake: Dude, I saw you go into the bedroom with Christy. What happened?

Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.

Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.

Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.

by TheDoobieBrother November 3, 2011

foolishness

foolishness comes from the word foolish and is the action in wich you are doing somthing

"stop your foolishness"

by matt January 1, 2005

Foodie Call

(noun) A phone call aimed at getting one thing and one thing only. Not an invite to to go out for a movie, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "bring me food" with no strings attached.

Example 1:

Ginger: OMG, did you see the pics of Janet Jackson? She made her first public appearance in months and it looks like she gained 100 lbs!

Jasmine: Wow! She must have been at home making Foodie Calls all this time!

Example 2:

Girl: Can you please cook dinner for me tonight for once?
Boy: Why should I do that when we can just make a Foodie Call?

Example 3:

Single Guy: Ugh, all I have in the kitchen is cereal, soup, and beer and I don't want to miss the game on TV! I better make a Foodie Call if I'm gonna eat something decent tonight!

by Ginger Divine May 27, 2010

Foodie

A person who thinks they know everything about food and the origins of food. Usually these people have zero experience actually cooking and also dealing with the stress of a real restaurant environment. They'll create blogs for themselves to create a sense of self worth, often this isn't there real job. These are the same types that hang out at pretentious expensive coffee lounges. They totally destroy a layman's love of food and makes the average person feel like crap for going out to eat.

Foodie: This is totally going onto my blog (takes selfie with dish)
Normal Person: Walks by takes the dish and smashes it of their table and laughs.

by Mr. Tintin June 6, 2016

Foodies

Food stamps/food stamp card. EBT.

Clerk: How are you going to be paying for this today?
Customer: With my foodies, and cash for the rest.

by xLGEND24x February 14, 2012

Foodinger

Fooding: The process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Foodinger: A person who engages in the process of fooding.

Person A: Is she a foodinger?

Person B: Yeah she is really into fooding, she cooks for friends all the time.

by tictacastic December 9, 2012

foodie

A person who self-identifies as such because they think you might be interested to know that they enjoy a wide variety of food from all around the globe and frequent expensive eateries. Poor people cannot be foodies.

Foodie: I'm a foodie.

Non-foodie: Oh.....awesome.

by Pokey Soggybottom July 5, 2018