national get yourself flowers day 

March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you

Happy national get yourself flowers day!

national get yourself flowers day by Toxic.cookie August 29, 2022

Smelling the Flowers 

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.

hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!

Smelling the Flowers by OOOSSSdawg69696 September 29, 2018

let's have a toast for the flowers 

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

let's have a toast for the flowers by Khalisse August 2, 2017

Louisiana Flowers 

Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.

Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.

Louisiana Flowers by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008

bag of flowers 

A bag of pot, that can, or will fill a brown paper bag.

I'm here with that bag of flowers.
Lets pick up a bag of flowers

bag of flowers by kingstepdub August 29, 2006

National Give a Boy Flowers Day 

May 5th is National Give a Boy Flowers Day! Make sure to give your boyfriend, best friend, homies or even your dad flowers!

Kyle: why are you giving me flowers?
Alexa: it’s national give a boy flowers day!

National Give a Boy Flowers Day by Pickled_cucumbers April 28, 2021

water the flowers 

To smoke Marijuana and enjoy yourself to the fullest.

I am gonna water the flowers tonight. Want to stop over?

water the flowers by tauruslw33 January 11, 2008