flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 23, 2009

Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

flounder-bent

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform

I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry

by gayry April 30, 2011

sergeant flounder

A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.

"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"

by Mikey Treese June 26, 2006

Floundered

The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.

Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.

by kevbocutie November 22, 2011

floundering

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.

I am floundering my friend.

by Scott17 March 21, 2008

Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.

1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006