Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

flossing

The act of putting a towel between the legs then pulling it back and forth for the purpose of drying ones crotch after a shower. This act is usually spotted at the change rooms in the gym where the towels are shared by the public.

look how hard that guy is flossing, that towel has skid marks.

check it out, that guy flossed his towel brown. Its the last time i'm using the towels here.

by Ofir Dav January 5, 2009

Flossing

To perform oral sex with a partner who has a vast quantity of pubic hair.

-Katie was flossing Stephen all night long.

by giantdickblackguy December 31, 2010

Flossing

Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.

“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”

by Itsprobablyghost July 5, 2021

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019

Dental flossing

The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.

Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers

by Step your game up September 4, 2021